I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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