i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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