GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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