I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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