How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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