one two three fourrrrnication!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
