Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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