I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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