How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I have post one night stand depression
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