Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
My life is pants optional.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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