fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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