Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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