Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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