have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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