thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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