Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Please don't give away my fajitas
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
tell me about the fingering
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