Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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