I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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