drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize
