i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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