So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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