It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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