I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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