WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Randomize
