If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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