i always forget guys have bellybuttons
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
not ubering you a puppy
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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