so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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