Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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