i don't like sucking hair
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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