Swine flu. Run for my life!
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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