honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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