$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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