good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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