Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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