I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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