return my video game
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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