why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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