Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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