No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
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