Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Is this like a preordered booty call?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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