dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
