Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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