this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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