i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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