she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
