Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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