no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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