is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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