no. you can't hotbox the world.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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