I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
