ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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