Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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