Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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