Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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