i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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